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Bancul zilei | ”Iubitule, te-am sunat. De ce nu-mi răspunzi?”
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Atenție, dragi cititori! Bancul zilei va stârni hohote de râs. O tânără și-a sunat iubitul, dar bărbatul nu i-a răspuns la telefon. După câteva ore, însă, acesta i-a trimis un mesaj ”compromițător”.
”-Iubitule, te-am sunat. De ce nu-mi răspunzi?
-Îmi pare rău, iubito. Am fost la spital.
-Oh, îmi pare rău. Dar ce ai pățit?
-M-a mușcat Alina. *Albina. La naiba, începem.
-Cine naiba e Alina?”, este bancul zilei.
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